Originally by: Snot Shot

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ROFLMAO........ That was hilarious tonight to see you all come crashing through the gates all bug-eyed and red faced
trying to kill one of us insignificant PA guys....

We have been laughing about what it would take for you guys to actually show up to fight after taking this beating on
CAOD all night..... Then it happens, the bait Mega rolls out of station and the 10 of us put down our beers and say..."here
we go.....fights on....."

Mega goes down slowly as we all brace ourselves for the inevitable warp in so we can start trading
blows......then........the screen goes red as about 40+ bs heavy crying goonies slam into us on station. With their purses
flailing and panties all bunched up the goonies primary the Nightmare with shreeks of delight and tears streaming down their faces....
IlluminateYe tanks the 36 goonies for as long as possible before having to grab another beer while sayin...."if you can't afford to loose it, don't use it"....

At this point the goonie tears of retribution were flooding the front of 4-4 and things were getting pretty slippery for
the 8 of us still left standing there. We counted about 40+ goonies with more still loading grid like it was some massive
0.0 fleet fight and we decided that, although we could probably take them, we should probably dock up and grab another
beer......

Since the fight, the Jita scammers have been crying just as much as goonies usually do and the best part of the whole
thing was watching goonies fighting with the scammers for them to stop posting in local.....

As always....in before, you suck, we got you back for making fun of us, tears, u mad, heres to trying to hard, and has anyone seen my purse?.....

oh.....what happened to ThorTheGreat? Rumor had it that he was so mad at me he passed out face down on his keyboard with rage........

Stay strong my little janitors of Delve

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Originally by: James Russell Lowell

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Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor

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